I came here to smash you with a bat and feed some geese and I’m all out of birdseed.
These sponge lightsabers from walmart are perfect! One is orange because we originally got them as ‘baseball bats’ but come on, seriously…baseball?
The core of the bat is a single tube of strong plastic wrapped in foam…black for the handle, and the other colour for the top. There is enough sponge to absorb some nice whacks, and the bat is doesn’t bend.
The problem with ‘mainstream toy’ lightsabers is they either hurt to get hit with, and/or bend/crack when they lightsaber something. (Like what you do when you have lightsabers)
As soon as we got the second lightsaber we outgrew our livingroom arena.
We had a great day of ‘endurance-scootering’ over all the sticks, grass, and rocks and battled our butts off after finding battle arenas one through four.
Strange Math Was Afoot
Usually when by the river in London, two geese plus birdseed equals three hundred geese. This time it remained at two? #firstTimeForEverything!